Babies

I am not ready for babies. Because if I had a baby then I will have to post pictures and Videos online and people will say - "What a cute baby ..so sweet". See I don't like people saying that. It just feels weird when people say that. If I don't post pictures of my baby online they will say -"How come you never post pictures of your baby online"...So I am not ready for babies.

Original Limericks

Limericks by Yours truly :)

He was a naughty boy at school
Always the one to break a rule
He once put a rat
In his teacher’s hat
He blamed his friend and acted so cool


He loved reading his Shakespeare
Othello, Macbeth and King Lear
He acted too cute
Said ‘Et tu, Brute?’
When his dad once kicked him in the rear


Always the one to speak his heart
Sometimes it seems he’s acting too smart
He almost lost his life
When he told his wife
Let’s be together till lawyer do us part